Brett McCabe
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NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Dashboard Confessional frontman Chris Carrabba reported he is still finding his ex-girlfriend’s hair all over his apartment…
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Bobby Korec
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DETROIT — Local American sign language interpreter Luke Phisher felt completely overwhelmed after being hired to work the upcoming US…
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Mutants. They are the next link in the chain of human evolution, individuals with extraordinary gifts who elicit both reverence…
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John Danek
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WATERFORD TWP, Mich. — Presumed Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump’s campaign rallies are now limited to music by Ted Nugent,…
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Ryan Dondero
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Oh shit. Oh fuck. I messed up so bad. This was NOT what I expected AT ALL. Adopting this portion…
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Trevor Graham
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WARWICK, R.I. — Local punk Rich Stoklasa successfully delayed prematurely ejaculating during intercourse with his wife by thinking about every…
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Nicholas Kobe
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In a world where everyone can just yap into the voice memos app on their iPhone and attempt to become…
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Joe Rumrill
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WEST HARTFORD, Conn. — A previously too-cool-for-school music snob is reportedly just inebriated enough to loudly appreciate AC/DC’s “You Shook…
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Matthew Schneeman
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Gift cards can feel both like limitless free money but they also seem to evaporate as soon as you enter…
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Audrey Vieira
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SAN FRANCISCO — Local man Jeff Pierson is allegedly “frustrated beyond belief” after his recent autism diagnosis led friends and…
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