Summer 2024 was supposed to be my summer. I’d worked hard all year, and by June, I finally had enough money to buy an all-new…
LOS ANGELES — Crust punk Tim “Ransom” Rollins has reportedly started acting annoyingly sanctimonious ever since he moved into an abandoned Oscar Mayer Wienermobile, friends…
Fuck yes! A Hot Dog Eating Contest! An American tradition if there ever was one. We were passing through Chicago and appear to have found…
NEW YORK – Local punk Chris Lanning was recently caught in the embarrassing act of cutting both an all-beef frank and blow with the same…
Waaaay back in 2008 we sat down with the bestselling author of “Sex, Drugs & Cocoa Puffs,” Chuck Klosterman, for a brief interview to both…
SEATTLE — Local man Todd Cohen admitted that he is slowly caving to a misleading ad for the 7/11 hot dog snack known as “The…
Hey guys, I know I’m running a little late but — I know, I know, I’m trying to get there. I’m just super behind right…
First of all, I just want to say to all my friends and family, thank you for your concern. I really appreciate it but I’m…