The Hard Times Staff
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RENO, Nev. -- Several founding members of local group chat “Wild Boyz” have started a new thread dedicated entirely to…
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Jonathan Diener
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GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. -- While the rest of the world is out buying presents for loved ones this holiday season,…
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NEW YORK — A much-needed last-minute practice for the Trans-Siberian Orchestra was delayed yet again by fucking Dale Andrews, who…
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Michael Palladino
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DENVER -- Local resident Dan Biez confirmed a leaked financial report earlier today, disclosing that the kief catcher on his…
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Rick Homuth
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v EGAS — The anarchist bowling team known as the Eight Pin Workdays failed yet again to properly organize a…
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Chris Nakis
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COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. -- Recent iOS convert and devout iPhone user Dale Bowman has begun to pray five times per…
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Collin Canning
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NEW YORK - An ancient genie, sworn to grant three wishes to whomever releases him from his magic lamp, was…
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Freelancer
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MOS EISLEY, Tatooine -- Brutal, untamed pits are held as a hallmark of any worthwhile scene. But according to one…
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Sari Beliak
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TORONTO -- The resident sound guy of Queen Street Hall is at the center of a tense hostage situation, according…
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Daniel Louis
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WASHINGTON — The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration will recall over 550,000 units of the popular “COEXIST” bumper sticker due…
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