Nietzsche said that if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you, which is why…
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Ben Friedman
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MINNEAPOLIS — Target announced they would be reducing this year’s selection of Pride merchandise to a single t-shirt depicting an…
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Bobby Korec
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BOSTON — Local deathcore fan Toby Branstein decided to bust out his finest carabiner keychain for the upcoming special Red…
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Chris Bowen
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WATERLOO, N.Y. — Staunch MAGA Republican and binge-drinker Justin Brently decided to show his unwavering support for Donald Trump after…
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Trevor Graham
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BOISE, Idaho. — Followers of the QAnon conspiracy theory are trying to find hidden meaning in the 34 felony convictions…
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Harry Valentine
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NEW YORK — Former President Donald Trump announced a sweeping series of policy changes intended to overhaul the United States…
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NEW YORK – A juror involved in former President Trump's ongoing hush money trial discovered a box of Trump Steaks…
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SYDNEY — Iconic Australian rock band Divinyls ended decades of speculation when they finally confirmed that their hit song "I…
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Everyone loves a good mosh pit, you get blow off some steam, impress your peers with performative fighting ability, and…
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