Hardcore Tag Archives - Page 542

James Webster • January 21, 2019

NEW YORK — Local punk Kyle Gilbert is ecstatic for his countless opportunities to explain the historical significance of Bikini…

The Hard Times Staff • January 20, 2019

DOVER, N.H. — A recently worn necktie was informed yesterday that it will remain knotted and in its owners closet…

Danny Taverner • January 19, 2019

DALLAS – After days of deliberation, scene veteran Preston Lemons still hadn’t decided whether to attend a show at the…

Dan Kozuh • January 18, 2019

JENKS, Okla. — Jenks East Intermediate School 8th-grader Dylan Barker reportedly humbled himself earlier this week by removing a single…

Ashley Naftule • January 18, 2019

BALTIMORE — Mathematician Douglas Campbell proved yesterday that rapper DMX’s controversial “Dark Man X Theory” is true by demonstrating, by…

Mark Roebuck • January 17, 2019

NEW YORK — Veteran east coast industrial band Spacechase learned yesterday that their musical duties have been outsourced to cheaper,…

Scabby • January 17, 2019

Dear Scabby: My friend in his mid-20’s has been living in his parents’ shed and subsisting off of death metal,…

Dan Kozuh • January 16, 2019

ELKRIDGE, Md. — Mild-mannered 42-year-old insurance salesman Jello Biafra suffered another case of mistaken identity this week, as he was…

Lauren Lavín • January 15, 2019

FRESNO, Calif. — Devoted ska guy and The Deux Tones frontman Simon Carpenter “upped his cred” last week by whitening…

Dan Kozuh • January 15, 2019

TULSA, Okla. — Adamant atheist, open homosexual, and hardcore punk Ed Rossi is technically a better Christian than his biological,…