Nick Ortolani
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SEATTLE — Local promoter Josh Ward who was wildly optimistic about their audience’s willingness to “pay what you can” was…
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Kaitlyn Jeffers
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NEW YORK — Local punk and scene veteran Ruby St. John’s mammary glands were diagnosed with CTE today after sustaining…
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Zac Townsend
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NASHVILLE, Tenn. — The physical limitations of a Velcro wallet were put to the test early yesterday evening when local…
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Andrew Murphy
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BOSTON — A landmark study by a rowdy crew of sloshed scientists at the Harvard School of Drunk Studies have…
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Kyle Erf
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CHICAGO — One-time ska fan Rob Brewer attended a Mighty Mighty Bosstones show last night, where he was disappointed to…
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Shea Strauss
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FARGO, N.D. — Account manager Jamie Duncan is in disbelief that she will lose everything in her upcoming split from…
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Patrick Crooks
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BURLINGTON, Vt. — Rotund drummer Mike Crenshaw overcame the insecurities associated with his body by leaving his shirt on during…
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John Danek
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BOSTON — Local straight edger Alana Enders’ depression ostensibly reached a new low when she told the bartender at White…
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Jonah Nink
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NEW YORK — A barista at a New York City Starbucks struck a somber tone yesterday, wishing that more of…
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Dillon Magrann-Wells
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YOUR FRIEND’S LIVING ROOM — Multiple sources at the party you’re currently attending confirmed that it would be “totally weird”…
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