Stephen Bell
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LOS ANGELES — Alt-right conservative commentator Ben Shapiro pulled his pants all the way down around his ankles yesterday to…
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BOISE, Idaho — A days-long investigation into the 2020 Wrapped list of local man Evan Burghart was revealed to be…
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Josh Klasco
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DENVER — Unemployed linguistics major Steve Carter spent hours looking through job boards yesterday before ultimately declining to apply for…
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John Danek
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BANGOR, Maine — Middle-aged goth Richard Irwin stashed his collection of The Cure’s landmark fourth album “Pornography” in the woods…
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Krissy Howard
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BALTIMORE — An obviously broken phone that you for some reason refuse to replace reportedly does still work, assuming you…
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Bobby Korec
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CHICAGO — Hip hop artist and aspiring real estate tycoon Chancelor Johnathan Bennett, known professionally as Chance the Rapper, plans…
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Dan Kozuh
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HINSDALE, Ill. — Twitter user Shannon Nichols updated her profile bio today, moving “Trump Supporter” ahead of her other chosen…
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Henrik Persson
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AMSTERDAM — Belgian metalhead Joost Lambert spent nearly four hours in the Museum of Torture yesterday looking up every item…
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Nick Ortolani
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NASHUA, N.H. — Pheasant Lane Mall Target employee Trevor Bennequist clocked out yesterday for lunch, only to discover that buying…
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Ryan Werner
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EFFINGHAM, N.H. — Phish devotee Pete Selner was told by his wife yet again last week to "get a fucking…
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