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Matt McInerney • November 26, 2021

TAMPA, Fla. — Norwegian black metal band Emyn Arnen were seen wandering into a JCPenney store after spotting a prominent…

James Knapp • November 25, 2021

SIOUX FALLS, S.D. — News that you will not be attending Thanksgiving dinner this year over ongoing concerns surrounding the…

Goodrich Gevaart • November 25, 2021

SCHAUMBURG, Ill. — Twice divorced Uncle Mike Dilmer became outraged beyond comprehension due to the mere existence of Tofurky at…

Contributor • November 24, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Pop star Britney Spears is taking full advantage of her new freedoms following the ending of her…

Robert John Scucci • November 24, 2021

WEST HAVEN, Conn. — Local man Nick Gransby is doing surprisingly well for himself with a loving family and fulfilling…

Brendan Krick • November 24, 2021

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Local woman Brittany Mullins instructed her punk boyfriend Miles Blanchard not to mention his job, band,…

Michael Gursky • November 23, 2021

DENVER — Customers of local hotspot SlashCheese, a metal-themed pizza shop with a fittingly grungy exterior and blaring metal playing…

Nathan Kamal • November 23, 2021

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — Legendary rock band Weezer surprised audiences at this past weekend’s Ugly Sweater Festival when their set…

Patrick Coyne • November 22, 2021

HURSTBOURNE, Ky — Local technophile Dean Espinosa made yet another fucking pencil holder after needlessly blowing $10,000 on a 3D…

Dan Kozuh • November 22, 2021

BUFFALO, N.Y. — Forty-two-year-old heavy metal fanatic Jason Higgins shocked bar patrons earlier this week by ordering a Jack Daniel’s…

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