Nariko Ott
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December 17, 2020
LOS ANGELES — 35-year-old self-described “Dashboard Confessional superfan” David Calva awoke today to find his male-pattern baldness went into overdrive,…
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Patrick Coyne
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November 20, 2019
SAN DIEGO — Self-proclaimed “beard guy” Reggie Eustace transitioned back into “no personality guy” yesterday after shaving off his beard,…
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Layth Sihan
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August 30, 2018
PLANO, Texas — Aging punk Jordie Farmer reportedly shaved down the sides of his back last night, creating a full…
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Brendan Krick
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June 5, 2018
PHILADELPHIA — Heavily tattooed barber Rob Moreno was reportedly “stoked” Saturday morning to give everyone the same style undercut at…
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We’re used to how certain characters look in video games, right? And if they’re altered ever slightly, sometimes it can…
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We’re used to how certain characters look in video games, right? And if they’re altered ever slightly, sometimes it can…
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Patrick Coyne
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April 25, 2018
ATLANTA -— Stubborn, delusional punk Drew Blaney, who has lost a third of his mohawk due to his receding hairline,…
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Sari Beliak
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January 5, 2018
DENVER — Local all-around garbage human Russ Mitchell was totally grossed out by a female musician’s armpit hair during a…
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Dan Kozuh
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September 15, 2017
CLEVELAND — Tensions erupted earlier this week when local metal band Six Inch Fetus struggled to determine who would be…
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Ashley Naftule
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December 12, 2016
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Former Van Halen frontman Sammy Hagar has started testing a new addition to his Cabo…
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