Liam Stephenson
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NEW ORLEANS — Local teenager Sam Carter purchased a fully automatic assault rifle after failing to legally obtain fireworks, sources…
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BROUSSARD, La. — Gun store owners across the country reported the need to cut costs as summer break ushers in…
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Audrey Vieira
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Hey, you little non-neon-colored pissbaby. You want to take my beloved Pipeline Punch, huh? You think my Monster Energy consumption…
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GARLAND, Texas — Garland Guns and Ammo reported they are on track for their most profitable month ever thanks to…
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Bobby Korec
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As a prominent member of the Republican party who receives a sizable check from the NRA biweekly just for doing…
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Matt Bieker
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CHATTANOOGA — Local three-year-old Joseph Rhoades is finally getting some goddamn respect in his household after finding his father’s semi-automatic…
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Matt Bieker
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CHATTANOOGA — Local three-year-old Joseph Rhoades is finally getting some goddamn respect in his household after finding his father’s semi-automatic…
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BOSTON — Prospective police officer and unapologetic bigot, Danny Connor, promised friends and family that if he becomes a cop…
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Tony Morse
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Unless you live on Mars or with your boomer parents who only watch Newsmax, you’ve likely noticed that the United…
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Dan Rice
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What’s happening in Texas right now is deplorable and horrifying. The far-right extremism that has wormed its way to the…
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