Robert John Scucci
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SALT LAKE CITY – A long-forgotten, years-old container of Great Value black pepper was recently unearthed in the pantry of…
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Bobby Korec
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PERTH AMBOY, N.J. — Friends and family of local punk Ricky Ballstead report he is aging “like a fine PBR”…
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Kevin Tit
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BALTIMORE — The refrigerator in a local punk house has garnered attention after it transformed a Kraft single into a…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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SCHAUMBURG, Ill. — Twice divorced Uncle Mike Dilmer became outraged beyond comprehension due to the mere existence of Tofurky at…
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Michael Gursky
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DENVER — Customers of local hotspot SlashCheese, a metal-themed pizza shop with a fittingly grungy exterior and blaring metal playing…
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Joanna McNaney Stein
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SAN FRANCISCO — Local man Dominick Campbell exited a port-o-potty he described as a “crime scene level disaster” and gave…
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Courtney Baka
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BETHESDA, Md. — Local resident Emily Spencer suffered through yet another flavorless meal when friend Darrien Thomas announced that he…
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Nathan Kamal
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SEATTLE — Local man James Tebuto is losing confidence in himself halfway through what he’s realizing is an overwhelming order…
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Chris Nakis
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BETHESDA, Md. — Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Disease, recently gave approval for…
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Krissy Howard
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JOHNSON CITY, N.Y. — Local clothes launderer Dee Chanthavong nearly realized his lifelong fantasy of diving headfirst into a pile…
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