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Anal Cunt Shirt Lint Rolled

NEWTON, Mass. — At approximately 2:45 p.m. Tuesday, local man Eric Barbier removed his Anal Cunt t-shirt from his dresser and carefully rolled a lint brush…

Chad From Ruptured Anus Is Having a Baby

SALT LAKE CITY – Chad, the founding member of perennial show-opening grindcore band Ruptured Anus, is allegedly having a baby, according to multiple reports. The…