CAYCE, S.C. — Local gamer James Larson recently announced his wildly unrealistic fitness goal of looking good in the reflection of his Switch screen. “I’m…
Abs: Everyone wants them. No one’s got them. Except yours truly. In today’s world, there just aren’t many people willing to put in the hard…
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — Local Nintendo Ring Fit user Dan Remington expressed frustration at the massively increased number people playing Ring Fit Adventure this month,…
If you’re friends with a carnivore there’s a good chance that you’ve been accused of being preachy. You probably can’t even get together for a…
Feeling overly confident after having just completed his first “Fundamentals of Boxing” class at Park Street Gym, local man Lance Bennett is reportedly hoping someone…
HEY THERE UNFORMED MOUNDS OF CLAY! MY NAME IS STEVE AND I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT RISING ABOVE AND SEIZING THE MOMENT…
BURLINGTON, Vt. — Local man Aaron Forks spent the greater part of his day staring into his phone, attempting to post photos of an afternoon hike to…
ANN ARBOR, Mich – Despite having just broken a personal best 5K time and cutting out all refined sugars from her diet, Julia Parcell, a…