Ryan Danley
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PHOENIX — Local punk and licensed therapist Dr. Tim “Roach” Rochestky, LPCC, suggested that a patient kick his square fuckhead…
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Claire Brown
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ROCHESTER, Minn. — Dying 80-year-old man Rex Titus revealed to friends and family today that, after a decade of battling…
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Tyler Dark
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LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — Aging metal fan Donny Burton went on another tirade last night about the general state of…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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As television becomes more fractured and confusing in the new decade, it’s important to take a step back and recategorize…
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Patrick Crooks
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Theses days, the bureaucracy and red tape of local government are choking the life out of democracy. And I don't…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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Oh boy, look who just walked in. Who does this douchebag think he is? I hate when assholes from out…
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PEARL CITY, Hawaii — 15-year-old hipster Delia Park has fully transformed from an early fan to a harsh critic of…
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Patrick Coyne
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Many of us tend to put rock stars and touring musicians on pedestals. But the truth is, the music industry…
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Dear Little bro, You’re a real cool guy. Pretty much everyone agrees with me: Mom, Dad, Uncle Andy. It’s been…
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Ted Pillow
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FLUSHING, N.Y. — A Valentine’s Day dinner shared by post-hardcore couple Jeff Casey and Allie Morgan escalated into an all-out…
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