My Mom has a huge extended family – Roman Catholic. She’s one of thirteen siblings and, if you can believe it, the only daughter of…
NEW BRUNSWICK, N.J. — Local man Max Broderson reportedly ended a romantic viewing of “Fast & Furious 6” by asking his date if she also…
It’s that special time of the month when you get together with friends and family to play some board games and have a wholesome good…
Our Uncle Hewlit was never the brightest bulb in the box. He’s the sort of guy who is highly susceptible to conspiracy theories like QAnon,…
Some guys play it nice, others play it cool. Some take their time with a girl, and others are downright old-fashioned. Me? I don’t waste…
AUBURN, N.Y. – Local dad and notorious shit disturber Walter Morris patiently waited for a lull during his family’s lovely Christmas dinner to launch into…
It’s that special time of year, a time when we gather those we hold dear to our hearts and celebrate everything past, present, and future…
The holiday season is here, which means it’s time to buy gifts! You might have a plan for all your loved ones – but what…
It’s the holiday season and while normies are arguing over whether Halloween or Christmas is better, I know the real answer is Thanksgiving. I couldn’t…
LAKEWOOD, Ohio — Aging pop punk super-fan Drew Pulaski reluctantly decided to join the grown-up table this Thanksgiving after decades of eschewing adulthood, stunned sources…
There are only so many ways to get out of a Thanksgiving dinner with your family, and since the lockdown ended 2 years ago and…
Talking politics at whats supposed to be a pleasant family function has always been considered rude, but with our country becoming more polarized each passing…
CORTLAND, N.Y. — Local millennial Jacob Horwitz felt nostalgic for a time when corporate rental giant Blockbuster moved into his town and destroyed his aunt…
Hi, sweetie. I was just checking my phone to see if you remembered to call when I realized I never told you the big news:…
RICHMOND, Va. — Avid punk and reluctant father, John Husk Sr., looked stunningly glowing during his son’s first-ever court appearance yesterday for assaulting three officers,…