The rare three day weekend is upon us, and judging by your employment history, this is likely a more common experience than it’s made out…
ANAHEIM, Calif. – Disney Adult and self-proclaimed “TikTok Foodie” Trisha McCormick knows where to get the best $45 chicken tenders at the price-gouging theme park,…
I’ve been seeing my therapist, Terry, for a few months now, and overall it’s fine. I go to his office and get to complain about…
Someone has got to stop him. He keeps doing it and it’s not funny. It wasn’t funny the first time and it’s not funny now,…
My Mom has a huge extended family – Roman Catholic. She’s one of thirteen siblings and, if you can believe it, the only daughter of…
NEW BRUNSWICK, N.J. — Local man Max Broderson reportedly ended a romantic viewing of “Fast & Furious 6” by asking his date if she also…
It’s that special time of the month when you get together with friends and family to play some board games and have a wholesome good…
Our Uncle Hewlit was never the brightest bulb in the box. He’s the sort of guy who is highly susceptible to conspiracy theories like QAnon,…
Some guys play it nice, others play it cool. Some take their time with a girl, and others are downright old-fashioned. Me? I don’t waste…
AUBURN, N.Y. – Local dad and notorious shit disturber Walter Morris patiently waited for a lull during his family’s lovely Christmas dinner to launch into…
It’s that special time of year, a time when we gather those we hold dear to our hearts and celebrate everything past, present, and future…
The holiday season is here, which means it’s time to buy gifts! You might have a plan for all your loved ones – but what…
It’s the holiday season and while normies are arguing over whether Halloween or Christmas is better, I know the real answer is Thanksgiving. I couldn’t…
LAKEWOOD, Ohio — Aging pop punk super-fan Drew Pulaski reluctantly decided to join the grown-up table this Thanksgiving after decades of eschewing adulthood, stunned sources…
There are only so many ways to get out of a Thanksgiving dinner with your family, and since the lockdown ended 2 years ago and…