Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Local diner Bill Frakes reportedly walked into a recently reopened Golden Corral restaurant and whispered “beast mode” while…
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Erin McLaughlin
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DULUTH, Minn. — Local determined man Chris Vazquez went overboard Tuesday evening when he ate an entire bag of Lay’s…
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Patrick Crooks
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UNKNOWN — Survivors of Icelandair Flight 198, which crashed somewhere deep in the Arctic tundra last week, lauded vegan survivor…
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Kevin Flynn
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BOSTON — Urgently advising the at-risk man to change his dangerous lifestyle immediately, a doctor at Massachusetts General Hospital advised…
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Cory Cousins
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WASHINGTON — White House kitchen staff are reportedly elated by the prospect of cooking “real food” for President-elect Joe Biden…
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Jordan Breeding
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WASHINGTON — A broken and sobbing Eric Trump choked down a seventh consecutive can of Goya beans this morning after…
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Rose Vineshank
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BALTIMORE — Local frontman Dave Kuenen of hardcore band Hammer & Nail is under scrutiny today for allegedly cheating on…
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Mark Roebuck
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THE SUBURBS — Your mother left you a stern voicemail this morning, reminding you that if you want to participate…
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Collin Canning
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WINDHOEK, Namibia -- Travel show host and author Anthony Bourdain ate a wide variety of bugs last week after a…
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Dan Luberto
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NEWARK, N.J. — Tensions hit an all-time high for a local friend group last night after they unboxed their pizza,…
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