Bobby Korec
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As we’ve all learned first hand from our uncles at any family function, alcohol can have a devastating effect on…
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Tom Peters
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Let’s face it, getting older brings a new series of challenges when it comes to getting totally fucked up. Higher…
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Patrick Crooks
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OLYMPIA, Wash. — Crust punk Brad DelFino’s bathing attempt brought tragedy to his community yesterday, as sources report the 10-minute…
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LOS GATOS, Calif. — A selection of various movie and television titles gave an ultimatum to the streaming service Netflix…
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James Webster
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ALBANY, N.Y. — Roommates Jonah Gray and Nic Shore have become fast friends under New York State’s PAUSE order by…
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Ted Pillow
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PHILADELPHIA — St. Patrick’s Day revelers at Rocco’s Lounge realized moments ago that the green beer they’re drinking is not…
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Bobby Korec
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OKLAHOMA CITY — Local punk Gary Trentson is recycling his New Year’s resolution for Lent this year after failing miserably…
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Krissy Howard
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JACKSON, Miss. — A recent tarot card reading from obviously hungover woman Divina Roth was actually little more than a…
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Nicholai Roscoe
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Friends of Terence Hart report today that his knack for ruining parties with his alcoholism has transitioned…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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Listen up, we all know the rules of being straight edge. No tobacco, no drugs, and no alcohol… through your…
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