Clara Endres
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September 29, 2020
CLEVELAND — Moderators for 2020’s first Presidential debate reportedly added a question regarding an issue that’s been hotly contested since…
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John Merrifield
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September 23, 2020
BEDMINSTER, N.J. — President Trump has appointed the once-popular 90s alt-rock band Spin Doctors to lead the country's coronavirus task…
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WASHINGTON — RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel announced today that the fourth night of the Republican National Convention will feature wall-to-wall…
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Mark Roebuck
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August 20, 2020
WASHINGTON — Former Donald Trump advisor Steve Bannon was arrested yesterday on charges of reportedly devouring skiers at the bottom…
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Jordan Breeding
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July 20, 2020
WASHINGTON — A broken and sobbing Eric Trump choked down a seventh consecutive can of Goya beans this morning after…
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RIVERTON, Wyo. — Avid Mass Effect fan Martin Shore plans to opt out of voting in the upcoming 2020 presidential…
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Alex Salcido
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May 30, 2020
WASHINGTON — President Trump’s experimental use of the anti-malarial drug Hydroxychloroquine has transformed the Commander-in-Chief from a boorish, morbidly obese,…
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Ed Saincome
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May 21, 2020
All people must unify now! Dammit, this virus doesn’t care what your race is! It will harm you and your…
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DETROIT — Democratic frontrunner Joe Biden admitted he is considering current president Donald Trump as a potential running mate in…
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Patrick Coyne
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November 5, 2019
IRVINE,Calif. — Local punk Jenny Stoever is hoping against all hope that her father Ted Stoever’s ardent support of President…
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