Disgusting Tag Archives

Chester Stillwater • June 17, 2022

EUGENE, Ore. — A local man bun was discovered to be full of gross raisins, sources who had already made…

Rachel Steele • April 1, 2022

BOCA RATON, Fla. — Local man Patrick Miller prepared an unwilling audience for a lengthy racist anecdote, assuring everyone that…

Krissy Howard • March 21, 2022

TOPEKA, Kan. — A nine-month-old bedbug currently residing in local punk house and objectively disgusting place, 321, is reportedly at…

Harley Murgatroyd • February 27, 2022

AUSTIN, Texas — Local punk and self-declared “dish-truther” Sammy Gladwin has been reported by multiple sources as using both sides…

Lauren Sewell • January 19, 2022

PITTSBURGH — The men’s room toilet at Skelly’s Tavern is seeking treatment after going through a dark period and hopes…

Zac Lux • January 1, 2022

BUFFALO, N.Y. — A decrepit pair of jeans shook themselves fiercely in an attempt to rip themselves free of a…

Dianne Nora • December 29, 2021

AMHERST, N.Y. — Claudia Piper has selected the dress that she will vomit André Spumante all over this New Year’s…

Peter Woods • December 17, 2021

LEXINGTON, Ky. — Local musician Teddie Hutchinson broke his 23-day streak of avoiding anything resembling a natural food when he…

Bobby Korec • December 1, 2021

PERTH AMBOY, N.J. — Friends and family of local punk Ricky Ballstead report he is aging “like a fine PBR”…

John Danek • October 31, 2021

MANHATTAN, Kan. — The roommates of lifelong punk Herbert “Sloshed” Stevens have learned to whisper and spell out the word…