DALLAS — Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control raised warning flags about a new strain of Hulkamania found in…
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Since the 1970s The Muppets have provided that rare breed of wholesome entertainment that truly caters to the whole family.…
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Peter Woods
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ST. LOUIS, Mo. — Local crust punk Lou “Canker Sore” Schultz revised his bucket list to include getting a disease…
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Sarah Cassell
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SEATTLE — Local punk Brock Riley admits that he yearns for days when he could spread every illness under the…
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James Knapp
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First of all, its name is Jeremy. And second, I don’t care if it can literally melt my skin while…
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Eli Johnson
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WASHINGTON — The American Psychiatric Association at its annual conference announced it added “poser” to the latest update of the…
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Jerrod Kingery
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COMMON BEAGLE SMALL INTESTINE — Health authorities called upon legendary white blood cell police officer Osmosis Jones to come out…
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Dan Rice
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Yes, before you ask, these are bed bug bites all over my body, and no, I do not need the…
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The Hard Times Staff
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UKIAH, Calif. — Local showgoer Ernie Morales lamented the fact he is almost certainly contracting the coronavirus delta variant while…
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The Hard Times Staff
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ATHENS, Ga. — Touring COVID strain Delta Variant surprised showgoers after being added to a sold-out show at local punk…
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