Patrick Coyne
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August 1, 2021
BRANAU AM INN, Austria — Conservative podcaster and chrononaut Arlo Sanderson travelled back in time to protest the assassination of…
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Freelancer
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July 31, 2021
PORTLAND — Ardent leftist and Socialist Rifle Association member Jamie Stoltz was hospitalized after severely damaging her tongue by biting…
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Dianne Nora
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July 10, 2021
WASHINGTON — Harold Fortner, a lobbyist for a major petroleum company, reportedly received a targeted ad on his Facebook account…
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Bobby Korec
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April 17, 2021
Republicans fear a lot of things: Gender-neutral bathrooms, Dr. Seuss books they've never heard of getting discontinued, and us Democrats…
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Tyler Dark
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November 7, 2020
In my entire life, I have never breathed a sigh of relief quite like the one I enjoyed when I…
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John Danek
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August 23, 2020
WILMINGTON, Del. — Democratic Presidential candidate Joe Biden purchased a Fender Jazzmaster and green Line 6 DL4 delay pedal yesterday…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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June 26, 2020
WASHINGTON — Nancy Pelosi played a match of Overwatch as the black character Doomfist earlier this morning to celebrate Black…
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Peter Woods
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March 15, 2020
WASHINGTON — Democratic Presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders accidentally told former Vice President Joe Biden “nice set” after tonight’s democratic debate,…
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Jimmy Beliakoff
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March 7, 2020
PHILADELPHIA — Staffers within the Joe Biden presidential campaign are reportedly begging the former Vice President to stop mashing the…
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Nick Grinups
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March 5, 2020
WASHINGTON — Presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren dropped out of the 2020 presidential race following a rough Super Tuesday showing where…
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