Chris Bowen
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So it finally happened. Word got out at work that you play an instrument and now that one coworker who…
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Corey Montgomery
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It finally happened, your beloved Grandfather passed away. He will be remembered for complaining about how nobody wants to work…
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John Danek
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DECATUR, Ga. — Somewhat depressed Janelle Lorrie found an extra spring in her step upon remembering that conservative radio blowhard…
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Ben Friedman
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My grandpa was one of the coolest, wisest people I’ve even known. He didn’t suffer fools lightly and always taught…
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Alec Walker
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — Local community members attending a nearby funeral reported the mood of the event was a bit sour…
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Adam Frost-Venrick
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WASHINGTON— Mitch McConnell revealed that he was “relieved” to learn that the specter of death he kept seeing slowly rambling…
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Patrick Coyne
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DURHAM, N.C. — Allegedly ill punk Tommy Donnelly has taken to his deathbed, which is also his roommate’s used futon,…
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Freelancer
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No nepo baby in recent memory has commanded the national attention than the looming blood clot located somewhere inside Mitch…
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Sean Mullee
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PALM BEACH, Fla. — Hawaiian shirt and khaki short-wearing mourners on beaches across the country solemnly participated in a memorial…
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Sean Mullee
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Presumably BitTorrent’s favorite band, Death Grips have been legends of the underground music community for over a decade. And in…
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