MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. — The Google algorithm was reportedly itching to autofill the word “death” as user Marianne Gibbs typed…
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Liam O'Malley
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May 14, 2020
MONROE, Ohio — Following a time-honored Super Smash Bros. tradition to even the score between players, local gamer and mourning…
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Zach Russell
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April 12, 2020
YONKERS, N.Y. — 83-year-old Judith Swanson tragically passed away last night at New York Presbyterian Hospital due to complications from…
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Jason VanSlycke
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March 5, 2020
Damnit! Oh no, oh fuck, I just hit Deerhoof with my car! Look, first of all, it's been raining all…
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Malcolm Whitfield
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February 26, 2020
ATLANTA — Emergency Medical Technician Avery Jamison searched through his Spotify playlist for several minutes yesterday before administering chest compressions…
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Tim Sheard
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February 25, 2020
OSLO, Norway — The brand new, all-black metal streaming platform “Corpsify +” is responsible for the brutal deaths of eight…
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Issa Diao
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February 18, 2020
TACOMA, Wash. — The funeral for moderately popular local musician Adam Klein was rather well-attended despite being held on a…
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James Knapp
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February 12, 2020
NEW YORK — Local coroner and punk Wayne “Bonecracker” Davis frustrated his colleagues last week, repeatedly pushing back the time…
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Mark Maira
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February 6, 2020
It’s not often that you get to be part of a love story that spans decades, affects generations, and captures…
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Jay Miller
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February 5, 2020
LOS ANGELES — The immortal god of death, the Grim Reaper, is reportedly frustrated with Kirk Douglas fans claiming to…
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