Jordan Liffengren
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As I write this from a jail cell for accidental tax evasion, I know one thing is certain: the world…
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Traye Holland
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DENVER — Jay Park from Jamiroquai was seen taking up the entire moving walkway at the Denver International Airport, leading…
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Kevin Burke
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GLENDALE, Ariz. – Self-proclaimed “free-thinker” Rob Greenfield was spotted motionless at his cousin Jenna’s wedding on Saturday night, even refusing…
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Chris Bowen
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BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — Metal show promoter Gary Pearson allegedly requires local bands to sell a minimum of 50 tickets and…
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Jordan Liffengren
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TAMPA, Fla. — The National Association of Wedding Planners overwhelmingly voted Peaches' song "Fuck The Pain Away" as the worst…
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John Danek
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I don’t typically go out much these days. But last weekend, my D&D group/polycule decided it was time to go…
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Eli Johnson
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SCHAUMBURG, Ill. — The local manufacturing scene is buzzing after an exclusive new factory opened in a redeveloped nightclub on…
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Ryan Danley
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LOS ANGELES — Members of pop rock outfit Maroon 5 are wondering when they will finally enjoy the fruits of…
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Patrick Lilly
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ANAHEIM, Calif. — Yesterday’s funeral for beloved ska frontman Bruce Becker was strangely positive despite the somber occasion, due to…
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BERKELEY, Calif. — Total dumbshit motherfucker Bobby Owens attempted to start a circle pit last night during local hardcore band…
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