Cooler Guy Wears Two Leather Jackets May 21, 2024 AUSTIN, Texas — Local cool guy Jared Bellweather left his house wearing two leather jackets in an attempt to double-up… Read More →
Man Whose “Life Is a Movie” Unaware It’s a Documentary About a Loser May 5, 2024 SUN PRAIRIE, Wis. — Overconfident white guy Randall Weiss, who frequently proclaims his “life is a movie,” is reportedly ignorant… Read More →
Guy From Jamiroquai Taking Up Entire Moving Walkway at Airport April 16, 2024 DENVER — Jay Park from Jamiroquai was seen taking up the entire moving walkway at the Denver International Airport, leading… Read More →
Guy With Mullet Either Most Racist Right Winger You’ll Ever Meet or Pansexual Communist February 3, 2024 LAS CRUCES, N.M. — Local man Gregory Cross had a distinct mullet that either made him seem like the most… Read More →