Jus Kaplan
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Everything this simple man's ever needed in life can be found at my local Walmart. Hell, even if I were…
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Sarah Feliciano
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MUNCIE, Ind. – World-renowned, curmudgeonly orange cat Garfield has forgotten which day of the week he famously hates due to…
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Patrick Crooks
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WASHINGTON — Congressional attempts to pass a COVID-19 stimulus bill once again reached an impasse yesterday after Congressman Matt Gaetz…
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Dan Rice
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Viruses had something of a moment in 2020, didn’t they? Up until recently, serious diseaseophiles have maintained that they peaked…
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Nariko Ott
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We’ve all been there. Feeling stuck at your job; maybe staring at your dumbass kid. Dreaming of the day when…
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Andy Holt
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KANTO — Recent surges of coronavirus have taxed local medical centers, pushing one facility to the edge of overflow by…
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Lately, it feels like all my friends and family judge me for dating in quarantine. They take it as a…
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Rick Homuth
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In these unchill times, bros worldwide have been leaning on their dudes extra hard to make sense of shit. Between…
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Bobby Korec
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Let’s face it, regular spreader events do not make front page news anymore. Those dum-dum journalists are just not interested…
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Mark Roebuck
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LA PAMPA, Argentina — Donald Trump Jr.’s recent COVID-19 diagnosis has inspired his brother Eric to hunt him for sport,…
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