Patrick Coyne
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RALEIGH, N.C. — Local punk Tommy Whitehead nearly caught an indecent exposure rap but was saved by a solitary, barely…
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Chris Bowen
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Metallica is one of those super heavy bands that just hits differently when you're having a rough day and everything…
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James Knapp
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GLADEWATER, Texas — Veteran law enforcement officer Denny Polumbock jocularly mentioned that the Gladewater PD “likes to have fun” just…
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Nick Lundquist
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RENO, Nev. — Local police officer Konrad Klusky was given an award in outstanding creative writing following the release of…
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James Knapp
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BOILING SPRINGS, Penn. — Police corporal Stu Plansey geared up for another long, grueling day of sitting idle in his…
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Doug Kolic
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BATTLE MOUNTAIN, Nev. – Officials at the Battle Mountain PD announced that they successfully signed Spencer Hall, a local schoolyard…
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Ben Friedman
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ST. PAUL, Minn. — Local police officer Brad Chapman allegedly planted a pot brownie at an elementary school’s bake sale,…
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Sean Mullee
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BALTIMORE — Local metalhead Matt Franklin attempted to convince a police officer that the blood and bodily fluids covering his…
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Patrick Coyne
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LOS ANGELES — Hardboiled detective Rex Lawson intends to solve a murder conspiracy involving wealthy elites, and possibly the city…
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Dan Rice
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Salutations and tip of my cap, officers of the Sunnybay Police Department. You don’t know me, not yet, but you…
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