LAKE WORTH, Fla. — MAGA rapper Sean “Yung BilDaWall” Russell paid tribute to police officers the world over with his unique rendition of the NWA Classic “Fuck Tha Police” in which he expresses the desire to engage in intercourse with cops, several boot-breathed sources report.
“As a true patriot, and an OG voice of the Trump-centric hip-hop movement, I feel it’s my duty to let our nation’s police know we’re out here supporting, and longing to make sweet, passionate love to them,” Yung BilDaWall explained while packing a can of chewing tobacco. “The idea came to me after I was pulled over for drunkenly plowing over nine mailboxes in a row with my pickup. When that officer asked me to step out of my vehicle, I muttered to myself, ‘pucker up, show yer stuff, officer, I wanna lay you in the bed of my truck,’ I knew this song would go down in MAGA rap history and I’d get off with a verbal warning. God bless America.”
Yung BilDaWall superfan Dylan Jackson expresses his belief that MAGA rap is the music that patriots like himself crave.
“This new wave of anti-woke, pro-patriot rappers are out here doing the good lord’s work,” Jackson said. “Their music addresses the issues we country folk relate to the most. Things like working hard, drinking ice cold beer, and the urge we have to walk up to every cop we see and give them one sincere, ‘I love you. Please hold me in your arms.’ For freedom, liberty, and Donald Trump. We got yer six, officers. And we hate to see you go, but most definitely love watching you walk away.”
Music historian Charles Drake says the MAGA trend that has plagued rap music doesn’t just end with that genre alone.
“MAGA Republicans have caused such a combustible atmosphere in our society, it’s no wonder so many musicians are incorporating its influences into their music,” Drake said while pointing out the irony that Trump doesn’t even like music. “For example, the notorious MAGA-metal band Xenophobia has been causing a stir in the scene. Mainly because they’ve become the entire laughing stock of the genre, but it seems like they’re too thick-headed to understand that, even by metalhead standards.”
At press time, Yung BilDaWall was spotted working out some bars for his love song tribute towards former President Donald Trump entitled, “Our Love Don’t Have Term Limits.”