Steve Packosky
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Cannibal Corpse is an awesome death metal band from Buffalo, New York, that made a name for themselves in the…
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Dan Katz
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WASHINGTON — Stunned onlookers at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner are still reeling after a gunshot awakened President Donald Trump…
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Kyle Donley
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When hypnagogic mastermind Ariel Pink was outed for attending Donald Trump’s infamous January 6th rally, he lost it all —…
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Tim Graham
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HANSON, Mass. — Local bigoted alcoholic Bud Cullen will likely live longer than many members of his family, according to…
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Tim Sheard
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If you’re reading this, we know you’re just as much of a fan of sucking, fucking, and stroking as we…
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Was there ever a better time to be a kid than the ‘90s? We had the best toys, the best…
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WASHINGTON — Speaking with reporters on Air Force One this morning, President Donald Trump confirmed rumors that he did indeed…
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Garry Kerls
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WASHINGTON — President Trump urged his MAGA base to boycott Bruce Springsteen's entire music catalog except for “I’m on Fire”…
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Well, don't we just love to pile on. Is it lonely up there on your pedestals, everybody? Oh, whoopsie, I…
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Steve Packosky
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It’s almost a certainty that, given our current societal trajectory, musician turned presidential confidante Robert James “Kid Rock” Ritchie will…
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