Chris Bowen											
										
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										HOBOKEN, N.J. — Slayer superfan Dwayne Imico inadvertently discovered how much of his own puke his new Slayer Igloo cooler…									
									
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												Chris Bowen											
										
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										MESA, Ariz. — Black metal band Christrot took a band promo photo in what is obviously a restaurant storage cooler…									
									
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												Dianne Nora											
										
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										ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Local golden retriever owned by the Blanchard family, Sammy, is aware that she’s totally out of…									
									
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												Dan Rice											
										
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										SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local mother Meredith Ashby displayed a performative expression of surprise and intrigue at a neighborhood cookout yesterday…									
									
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												Bobby Korec											
										
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										BAYSHORE, N.Y. — Local stressed out man Tanner Beggins took a brief pause moments ago from wailing into his scream…									
									
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												John Danek											
										
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										NEW YORK — Progressive post-hardcore band Ganymede’s Gates reportedly realized moments ago that the entirety of their fanbase are “uncool…									
									
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												Joe Rumrill											
										
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										DENVER — University of Colorado freshman Gordon Brill attempted last week to reveal his affinity for the band They Might…									
									
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												Dom Turek											
										
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										NEW YORK — A decades-long climate change study commissioned by the Environmental Protection Agency and released earlier today confirmed what…									
									
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												Eric Navarro											
										
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										ANNAPOLIS, Md. – Crowds lined up around the block at supermarkets all across the country last week in anticipation of…									
									
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