Krissy Howard
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SIOUX FALLS, S.D. — Cool landlord and champion of the working man Jenny Holmes is allegedly only asking for references,…
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Dan Vanderpool
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OAKLAND, Calif. — The local Oakland hardcore scene announced today that it will collectively convert to being a heavily tattooed…
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Bobby Korec
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BAYSHORE, N.Y. — Local stressed out man Tanner Beggins took a brief pause moments ago from wailing into his scream…
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Noa Garmaise
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AUSTIN, Texas — Elon Musk announced earlier this week that he will name his next child in the style of…
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John Dixon
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SOUTH BEND, Ind. — A Biohazard patch on local metalhead Barret Boone’s denim jacket is reportedly becoming less of an…
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James Knapp
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SEATTLE — Singer Ryan Kemper’s commitment to a sober lifestyle brought an alarming realization yesterday: his band of more than…
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John Danek
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OSLO, Norway — The Norwegian Nobel Committee awarded their famed Nobel Peace Prize to Los Angeles resident Ned Thompson yesterday…
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Ben Friedman
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LONDON — The Cure founder and noted prankster Robert Smith left another flaming bag of fried chicken on Morrissey’s doorstep…
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Ben Friedman
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MUNICH — Luxury car manufacturer BMW will finally implement turn signals in all of their vehicles by 2022, according to…
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Steve Yuen
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CULVER CITY, Calif. — Former “Pimp My Ride” contestant and man currently living out of “the dopest Civic in SoCal”…
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