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The Hard Times Staff • December 9, 2018

BRIDGEWATER, Mass. — Your coolest cousin and basically “big brother” from ages 4-13, Donnie McGee, was finally released from prison…

Mark Roebuck • August 3, 2018

AKRON, Ohio — Everyone attending last night’s metal show at the famed Forked Tongue venue thought your shirt was really…

Jack Lewis • July 18, 2018

ALEXANDRIA, Va. — Local parents Joyce and Rich Gloppin have severely overestimated their 9th-grade daughter Dani’s social standing and ability…

Michael De Toffoli • July 6, 2018

PORTLAND, Ore. — Recent transplant and aspiring landlord Jenny Holmes is “surprisingly cool,” according to her first tenants, as she…

Ryan Harnedy • June 18, 2018

IRVINE, Calif. — Youth pastor Doug McCabe casually mentioned yesterday that he had a friend who was “a real punk…

Chuck Kowalski • March 30, 2018

PITTSBURGH — High school English teacher Dennis Schneider disregarded yesterday’s lesson on George Orwell’s dystopian classic 1984 in favor of…

Andy Holt • March 24, 2018

LAFAYETTE, La. — Local husband and father Harold Walsner insisted this morning that putting in a full eight hours of…

Malcolm Whitfield • January 22, 2018

EDEN PRAIRIE, Minn. — Vice-Principal of Eden Prairie High School Wayne McCarthy claimed this week that he can relate with…

Sam Rose • December 19, 2017

WOODLAND, Calif. — Emerson Middle School teacher Erol Raybould inconspicuously cuffed his shirt sleeves this morning in hopes that his…

Sam Rose • December 1, 2017

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — An adjunct lecturer of American Studies at Santa Monica City College strongly hinted to his class…

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