Bobby Korec
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HUMPTULIPS, Wash. — Local “rise and grinder” Jake Munchen is reportedly trying to break into the venue security career field…
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James Knapp
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DULUTH, Minn. — Professional sound technician Greg Thornton released an exasperated and rambling statement confirming that he also doesn’t understand…
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Krissy Howard
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MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Touring band Dwight Zombie made a last-minute stop in Memphis early yesterday afternoon for the sole purpose…
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Dianne Nora
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CUPERTINO, Calif. — Apple’s newest iPhone operating system, iOS 16, includes a predictive text feature that allegedly recognizes when the…
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Peter Woods
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NEW YORK — Members of Racked Brain returned from a weekend “tour” and immediately began telling their friends tales of…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Piss-drunk indie pop band Belle & Sebastian spent a raucous evening tidying their hotel room at the Radisson…
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Jay Wells L'Ecuyer
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WELLAND, Ontario — Local hardcore kid Jordan Trimble announced his intentions to destroy the only intact ceiling tile remaining in…
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ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local son Austin Miller was held hostage for nearly 20 minutes this evening amid his father’s annual…
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Bobby Korec
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OLYMPIA, Wash. — Struggling punk band Sucks To Be You revealed that they were at wits’ end after years of…
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James Knapp
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MANCHESTER, N.H. — Dan Levitton, lead vocalist for touring hardcore band Weekend Proposal, told the “motherfuckers” in the back to…
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