Steve Packosky
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GRAND ISLAND, Neb. — Child protective services finally paid a visit to 89-year-old Bertha Gwynne after she had been clipping…
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John Danek
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FORT MYERS, Fla. — Members of the ska group Ship Shank Shunk came to the startling realization that they were…
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Dan Rice
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For kids, Halloween is all about candy. For parents, it’s an opportunity to show said children that Mommy and Daddy…
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James Knapp
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Some truths feel so obvious it almost seems absurd to think you’d ever have to explain them, let alone defend…
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MONTREAL — An alarming new study revealed that body dysmorphia diagnoses skyrocketed just hours after clothing manufacturer Gildan released a…
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Patrick Coyne
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SUMMERVILLE, S.C. — Local man Aaron Metcalfe is hoping today that one of the apparently hundreds of horny MILFs in…
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Krissy Howard
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ROSEDALE, Miss. — Local punk Kerry Gagne is stuck with several loads of unwashed laundry that she was planning to…
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Zach Raffio
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LONG BRANCH, N.J. — Rock legend Bruce Springsteen shared his special tip for overcoming stage fright this week, revealing that…
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Joe Tilleli
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ICA FACILITY (LOCATION UNKNOWN) — Agent 47, professional assassin, expressed great relief today at the cold hard fact that every…
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Pete Steele
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MIDDLEBURY, Vt. — Local gamer Greg Stephens visited the Able Sisters clothing shop this morning to purchase new items for…
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