Stephen Bell
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LOS ANGELES — Alt-right conservative commentator Ben Shapiro pulled his pants all the way down around his ankles yesterday to…
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Jake Menez
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NEW YORK — A group of lifelong friends prepared to have their dynamic changed this week as the announcement was…
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Nick Ortolani
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PLAINSVILLE, Iowa — Local virgin Andy Wardell grew concerned yesterday that his future sexual intercourse may resemble the acts described…
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Jay Shingle
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WASHINGTON — The Department of Defense began compiling a report this week aimed at assessing the viability of gender reveal…
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Nick Ortolani
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NASSAU, N.Y. — Local parents and staunch anti-vaxxers Shannon and Dane Wittle will promote their youngest child Ayden to the…
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Seth Finkelstein
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SALEM, N.H. — Local gamer father Jack Ruebens has announced he will stop attempting to forge a relationship with his…
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Doug Francisco
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NEW YORK — NYPD officer Carson Boucher could not record his wife giving birth to their first son last night…
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Patrick Coyne
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MOORESTOWN, N.J. — Local mom Jerri Donalda is running out of polite euphemisms for describing her “free-spirited” daughter Anne in…
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Dan Kozuh
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DUBLIN, Ohio — Local creep Alex Gallarzo commented openly yesterday afternoon on the future sexuality of a six-year-old girl while…
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Rachel Clayton
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DALLAS — Popular restaurant and entertainment chain Dave & Busters has announced a plan to upgrade all of its franchise…
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