Violet Cowdin
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BOSTON — Local punk hibachi chef Joey “Skunk” Robins reportedly hucks cigarette butts into the mouths of customers as opposed…
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Doug Kolic
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DULUTH, Minn. — A local piece of shit maître d’ at an upscale French bistro reportedly never passed on a…
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One thing about me is I’m the type of fella who likes to turn a negative into a positive. For…
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Ian Steffé
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PHILADELPHIA — Local punk band Wizard Wrecker are trying to make peace with the fact they are highly regarded for…
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James Knapp
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Seriously? You work part-time at Uptown Gourmet Hotdog Shoppe and yet I know for a goddamn fact you're on your…
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Joe Rumrill
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HARTFORD, Conn. — Beleaguered local drummer Sadie Plemmons assigned all future ride cymbal playing to a recently-hired sous-drummer in order…
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Mimi Kenny
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BANGOR, Maine. – Local woman, and proponent of turning fresh produce into reservoirs for mold due to apathy, Danielle Wilder…
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Lauren Sewell
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ST. LOUIS – Local line cook Reuben Gunnels updated his extensive resume by adding a fourth tattoo of a knife…
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Colleen Nerney
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Close friends of YouTuber and chef Andrew Rea, of “Binging with Babish” fame, recently expressed their apprehension…
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Brandon Morland
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OMAHA, Neb. — Local straight edge man Hal Pemulis was arrested and booked into Douglas County Department of Corrections after…
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