Asshole Tag Archives - Page 3

Dom Turek • October 6, 2020

LOS ANGELES — A local man who made the switch to a vegan diet 15 years ago has yet to…

Ryan Harnedy • May 12, 2020

Hi. It’s me, your friend on Facebook who sends you articles about mindfulness. I hope you’re having a good day.…

Zach Russell • May 8, 2020

NEW YORK — Local man David Treyborn realized today, while testing the flow of the new bidet attachment he purchased…

Jerrod Kingery • April 1, 2020

BURBANK, Calif. — Production on the FOX reality show “LEGO Masters” was halted indefinitely today after some asshole stuck all…

Ted Pillow • February 29, 2020

Get the hell out of my way! I just got here an hour late and I’m shitfaced but it’s my…

Rob Walker • February 15, 2020

WASHINGTON — Legendary metal band Gwar asked the staff of NPR’s Tiny Desk Concert series if “they were ready to…

Tom Peters • January 5, 2019

WINSTON-SALEM, N.C. — Medallion Social Club regular Andrew Vanscoy grew irate late Friday evening with jovial bar patrons he somehow…

Ella Gale • August 24, 2018

LOS ANGELES — Local goth Jenny Carlisle successfully subverted cosmetic trends earlier this week by having her asshole professionally darkened…

Dan Kozuh • February 8, 2018

You Americans with your neutered sensibilities and PC culture. I’ll tell you one thing, my behavior wouldn’t get me kicked…

Kyle Erf • January 14, 2018

In a culture dominated by social media and black-or-white arguments about how the world should work, this man is carving…