Bobby Korec
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MEDFORD, N.Y. — Local Gmail inbox peruser Maiya Sollecito took the decidedly more convenient approach to dealing with undesirable emails…
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Heather Cook
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Looking for the perfect East Coast destination for your next panic attack? Look no further than this ranked list of…
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Josh Klasco
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PHILADELPHIA — Shiko Dikaoni fell to pieces after glimpsing their reflection in the mirror in the middle of the night…
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What the hell are you talking about?! My self-care cannot be self-harm. That would be impossible. Nobody cares more about…
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Bobby Korec
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SEATTLE — Overambitious elder millennial Janine Angler was released from the hospital yesterday and is expected to make a full…
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Ian Yamamoto
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MIAMI — First time nude beach goer Simon Lowell made fellow nudists uncomfortable with his obvious anxiety surrounding what to…
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Erin McLaughlin
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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local man Gabriel Danforth is plagued with uncertainty about whether his 13-month-old Skullcandy headphones are broken after…
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Bobby Korec
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LOS ANGELES — Local therapist Dr. Dana Therenspoon gave their patient exactly one month to live during a routine check-in,…
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John Danek
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It's 2021 and it's about damn time we feel comfortable discussing our personal traumas. And speaking of 2021, we have…
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Patrick Coyne
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NASHVILLE — Local woman and occasional defecator Ingrid Fowler was shocked and alarmed to discover her boyfriend’s bathroom had just…
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