Dan Kozuh
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I never thought I would find myself in a place complaining about the “music these kids listen to,” but it…
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Max Barth
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PHILADELPHIA - Local man Justin Clark, who suffers from clinical depression and anxiety, inadvertently became completely shredded following months of…
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Freelancer
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Cheer up! This full-grown woman thinks nobody likes her because she's super annoying and says weird shit at parties, but…
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Bobby Korec
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STONY BROOK, N.Y. — Lifelong socially anxious man Max Trembolt revealed to a group of friends that he was single…
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Matt McInerney
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BOSTON — Local woman Ava Rivera experienced what she believed to be a breakthrough last week after suffering her first…
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Josephine Ramos
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HILLSBOROUGH, N.J. — Local party-goer and person seemingly in need of some “quiet time,” Katherine Gallagher, is being asked by…
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Heather Cook
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Imagine this: It’s a perfectly sunny day and you decide to sit outside strumming your acoustic guitar under the shady…
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Nathan Kamal
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What’s up, friends of the bud? If you’re like us, you don’t treat marijuana like something to huff out of…
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Jus Kaplan
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Chewing your fingernails is a disgusting habit and there’s no better time to kick your lingering vice than right now.…
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V.F. Thompson
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KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Local punk Abigail Burton was forced to confront the ways her listening habits reflect her deeply pathetic…
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