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Call Me Old but Music Was Better Before Anxiety and Depression Ruled My Life

Dan Kozuh • September 17, 2022

I never thought I would find myself in a place complaining about the “music these kids listen to,” but it…

Depressed Man Inadvertently Gets Totally Ripped From Using Weighted Blanket

Max Barth • August 1, 2022

PHILADELPHIA - Local man Justin Clark, who suffers from clinical depression and anxiety, inadvertently became completely shredded following months of…

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Celebrate the Small Wins: This Anxious Woman Thinks Everyone Hates Her Because She’s Annoying, When Only 5 to 7 People Hate Her for Totally Valid Reasons

Freelancer • July 11, 2022

Cheer up! This full-grown woman thinks nobody likes her because she's super annoying and says weird shit at parties, but…

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Socially Anxious Man Single and Ready to Mingle with Party Host’s Dog

Bobby Korec • May 24, 2022

STONY BROOK, N.Y. — Lifelong socially anxious man Max Trembolt revealed to a group of friends that he was single…

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Breakthrough: Panic Attack About Something Real This Time

Matt McInerney • March 8, 2022

BOSTON — Local woman Ava Rivera experienced what she believed to be a breakthrough last week after suffering her first…

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Woman Told to Take Chill Pill Despite Already Being Six Benadryl In

Josephine Ramos • February 14, 2022

HILLSBOROUGH, N.J. — Local party-goer and person seemingly in need of some “quiet time,” Katherine Gallagher, is being asked by…

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Could Reading an Article About a Guitar String Breaking and Slicing Your Eyes Open Make You Obsessively Afraid of It for the Rest of Your Life?

Heather Cook • February 12, 2022

Imagine this: It’s a perfectly sunny day and you decide to sit outside strumming your acoustic guitar under the shady…

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We Compared These Strains of Sativa and Indica Because We Can’t Ever Just Enjoy Anything

Nathan Kamal • January 30, 2022

What’s up, friends of the bud? If you’re like us, you don’t treat marijuana like something to huff out of…

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How To Stop Chewing Your Nails and Start Chain Smoking Cigarettes

Jus Kaplan • January 16, 2022

Chewing your fingernails is a disgusting habit and there’s no better time to kick your lingering vice than right now.…

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“Gentle White Noise Sleep Sounds (5 Hours)” Named Woman’s Top Spotify Song of the Year

V.F. Thompson • December 3, 2021

KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Local punk Abigail Burton was forced to confront the ways her listening habits reflect her deeply pathetic…

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