Tyler Dark
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LOS ANGELES — Nü-metal darlings Limp Bizkit have worked with a local distillery to release their own exclusive, officially-licenced Chocolate…
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John Danek
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LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Conestoga Distillery, the makers of popular new Vulture Rye whiskey, have disrupted the market by selling their…
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Rick Homuth
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CHICAGO — Local straight edge man Rodney Palmer woke up mortified this morning after realizing he’d broken edge while blackout…
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Collin Canning
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Music journalism is an immersive endeavor. In order to keep up with what’s happening we at The Hard Times go…
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Shea Strauss
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Negative self-talk is a dangerous cycle. Our thoughts affect our actions so when all our thoughts are negative, it can…
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Laurie Storrie
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LANSING, Mich. — Local 13-year-old Malcolm Woods’ attempt at drunken debauchery last night ended in disappointment after realizing the bottle…
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Jon Swihart
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Listen pussies, I’m not going to “tone down” my drinking just because you claim I have a problem. Sure, my…
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Patrick Coyne
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ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Perpetually pie-eyed local man Dominic “Mitch” Wozinski was invited last night by expectant parents Christine and…
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Nicholai Roscoe
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Friends of Terence Hart report today that his knack for ruining parties with his alcoholism has transitioned…
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Tim Nash
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Look, I get it: January is a time for fresh beginnings, exciting challenges, and character building; a time to evaluate…
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