NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Up-and-coming pop-punk group The Bad Blimps will try any and all methods to reach success in the music industry, according to band…
AUSTIN, Texas — Three years into circling the 2015 South By Southwest Festival, West Virginia-based band Rozwell Kid announced they are unable to perform as…
LAS VEGAS — Veteran touring punk band The Indecents faced an uncomfortable choice yesterday when a Las Vegas casino mogul offered the band $1 million…
NEW YORK — Jessica Peterson was allegedly “shocked and confused” last night after every member of a group photo in a dating app profile showed…
LAS VEGAS — Local musician and amateur bowler Dave Kalan finished another game of bowling in which he only hit the same three pins every…
v EGAS — The anarchist bowling team known as the Eight Pin Workdays failed yet again to properly organize a single strike during a not-so-friendly…
PALO ALTO, Calif. — With more and more of today’s youth turning to the internet for romance and human interaction, a new band formation app…
MINNEAPOLIS — Local woman Natasha Smalls successfully acquired an HBO GO login name and password early last night after formatting a series of strategic first…
CUPERTINO, Calif. – Less than a week after the FBI announced it had cracked Apple’s iPhone encryption technology on its own, federal investigators have returned…
COTUIT, Mass. – Local merchandise legend Marky Merch, well known for encouraging people to purchase larger-sized T-shirts because “they will shrink,” had a near-death experience…
DENVER – Unemployed internet commenter, Shane Clifford, 33, feels that despite the fact he has no money, access to venues, or contacts in the music…