Making a good first impression is hard. You need to be pleasant, personable, and interesting if you’re going to impress new people. All qualities I…
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Trevor Delphry, a self-described “crypto wrangler” and member of several known white supremacist groups, recently found himself unable to make death threats…
GREENSBORO, N.C. — Local 39-year-old Perry Lawson is one of the many millennials across the globe honoring the death of comedy legend Paul Reubens by…
It’s summer, which means two things: I want to go to a barbecue and I want to do so in a famous guitarist’s backyard. That’s…
AMHERST, Mass. — Your friend once again asked if you plan to ever have children, like you’re not reeling with insane costs of living, an…
If you didn’t grow up in the ’90s, the instrumental noise rock of Don Caballero might be as foreign to you as Netscape, Tamagotchis, or…
Controversy in the world of music is nothing new and the stellar reporters here at The Hard Times are always on top of the latest…
TOPEKA, Kan. — Local man Caleb Levine raked in thousands of dollars after setting up a table selling Ween merchandise outside the Shawnee County Courthouse,…
Welp, it’s that time of year again. The sun is shining, the flowers are blooming, people are letting loose in the summer air, and you…
CENTRALIA, Wash. — Avid metal fan Andrew Rostburgh is plagued by recurring horrifying dreams in which he’s accidentally naked and, worse, must endure three opening…
This is gospel: With or without an exclamation point, Las Vegas’ Panic! at the Disco is easily one of the most successful acts to come…
The planet may be on fire, but the same can’t be said for your taste in music. In fact, the last time you DJ’d a…
The film adaptation of Barbie has been divisive among viewers. Some are enamored with the brightly-colored, cheery adventure, while others are enraged by the underlying…
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local doom metal aficionado Matt Galloway admitted he prefers to listen to podcasts at a mind-numbing .05x speed setting, confirmed bewildered and…
WAUKEGAN, Mich. — Local shock-rock fixture Andy “Randy Andy” Phantym is reportedly unsure why the many pairs of underwear thrown during his shows are never…