So you clawed and scratched your way through yet another week, but have you made it through the most important news stories from the last seven days? If not, here’s your weekly round-up.

Record Shop Releases Attack Dogs Whenever Customer Looks Up Discogs Prices In Store

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boygenius Asks Motherfuckers in the Back to Maybe Not Cry So Loudly

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Opinion: It’s Never Too Late to Start Over Unless You’re Over 35

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Chris Carrabba Goes on “Undercover Boss” to Meet Rest of Dashboard Confessional

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Operation Ivy’s Ska Man Logo “Hurt” and “Betrayed” He Wasn’t Asked to Represent Bad Optix on T-Shirts

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Willie Nelson Crashes Girls Sleepover to Get Hair Rebraided and Check Out Snack Situation

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Tom Waits Pumps up Crowd by Shooting “Tattered Overalls and Busted Top Hat” Cannon

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Did Limp Bizkit Predict the Future? Because Everything Is Fucked and Everybody Sucks

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Dad At Basement Show Noticing All Sorts of Issues Hosts Are Gonna Have If They Don’t Update Plumbing Soon

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Phish Fan Puts Crates of Winter Sandals Back in Storage

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Breaking: Millions of Americans Google “What Does Indictment Mean?”

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