Tim Graham
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May 11, 2026
BATTLE CREEK, Mich. — Lefty, the Hamburger Helper glove, was among the many food-product mascots whose names appear in the…
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Ben Friedman
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May 9, 2026
SAN DIEGO — A local man who recently returned from a two week vacation in Australia has brought back some…
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Kevin Coutu
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May 8, 2026
CLEVELAND — Following a vague, inaccurate, and oddly theoretical explanation of human reproduction, local 13-year-old Kyle Hartley is reportedly beginning…
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Kevin Coutu
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May 7, 2026
DENVER — Local man Tyler Gibbons reportedly confirmed Tuesday that he is waiting to form all of his opinion before…
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Ben Friedman
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May 7, 2026
WASHINGTON — AARP Magazine released a startling study this week that approximately 75% of boomer babies are changing their living…
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BETHESDA, Md. — Local conservationist Martin Sinclair vowed to stop drinking water in order to offset the environmental impact of…
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Ryan Darrah
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May 5, 2026
HOLLYWOOD — An OJ Simpson biopic chronicling “The Juice’s” childhood, his Heisman Trophy-winning season at USC, and his array of…
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CHICAGO — Upon news of Spirit Airlines officially shutting down, Delta, United, and American Airlines reaffirmed their commitment to consistently…
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Kevin Coutu
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May 5, 2026
TAMPA, Fla. — Local weatherman Greg Holloway reportedly expressed disappointment Monday that the major storm he had spent the week…
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Zack Zagranis
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May 5, 2026
LOS ANGELES — “Star Wars” fans are expressing their joy over franchise creator George Lucas’s decision to continue his longstanding…
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