Tim Graham
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ATLANTA — Georgia’s governor has signed a bill prohibiting the act of offering water to thirsty audience members queuing in…
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Ben Friedman
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KUTZTOWN, Pa. — St. Patrick’s Day reveler and local punk Shane Becker was unconcerned that his green-tinted urine had nothing…
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Mike Maher
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CRANFORD, N.J. — Local actuary Ken Dorfinger showed amazing self-restraint by leaving a significantly large piece of chicken as the…
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Daniel Freborg
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BOISE, Idaho — A local family admitted they haven’t read a single word of the Bible that has been with…
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Chris Bowen
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PHILADELPHIA — Local punk Andrew Snee recently spent an entire weekend binge-watching well-known crime drama “Law and Order: SVU” free…
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Liam Stephenson
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TWIN FALLS, Idaho — A local drug dealer’s 1,000th customer was lucky enough to win a free explanation of how…
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Liam Stephenson
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SAYVILLE, N.Y. — Local man Dave Greggory added a pack of condoms to his handbasket to distract from the fact…
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Chris Bowen
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ALLENTOWN, Penn. — Local millennial and general fiend for nostalgia Andy Bellener recently rigged up a tiny curtain that goes…
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Julie Carlson
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local piercer Archer Steele is reportedly accepting total inferiority compared to his tattoo artist older sibling after…
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Chris Bowen
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HARTFORD, Conn. — Local man Albert Rickhold recently realized nothing in his life can bring him any semblance of joy…
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