Charles Bill
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DALLAS — Quarantined man Forest Whitlock was struck with a feeling of great anxiety today upon seeing Rod Serling, host…
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Ted Pillow
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NORTHPORT, N.Y. — 17-year-old Alex Powell’s LSD stash was flushed down the toilet moments ago and will be replaced with…
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John Danek
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WEST CHESTER, Pa. — “Jackass” star Johnny Knoxville followed COVID-19 hygiene guidelines yesterday by sanitizing a shopping cart before riding…
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Dom Turek
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NEW YORK — Local man Bryan Watson spent his 28th birthday last week quarantined from friends and family due to…
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Mark Bouchard
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Politicians are arguing over how best to implement a stimulus package and all I can think about is how much…
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Louie Aronowitz
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LOS ANGELES — Axl Rose arrived six hours late today to a charity livestream event featuring a plethora of other…
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Lauren Lavín
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Now that I’m stuck at home I’m losing my mind from boredom. I can only spend so many hours a…
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Nick Ortolani
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HEBRON, Ky. — Longtime Amazon fulfillment center worker Jayce Sheffield will use a combination of their accrued sick and vacation…
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Nick Ortolani
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WASHINGTON — A select group of centrist moderate Democrats are in talks to cooperate with COVID-19 on a path towards…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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TULSA, Okla. — Local Netflix viewer Trevor Doyle spent the past 24 hours frantically binge watching Martin Scorsese films to…
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