Winter is upon us, and you know what that means. It’s time to cuddle up under some blankets and do some good old fashioned binge…
NEW YORK — An astoundingly inauthentic Brooklyn resident was prescribed equally inauthentic glasses earlier this week, finally receiving the prescription he needed to improve his…
WASHINGTON — The entire Dischord Records office staff breathed a collective sigh of relief last week after intern Matt Saunder drew Dischord founder Ian MacKaye from…
ALBANY, N.Y. — The booker of local DIY mainstay Mystery Train sent out a mass email following the death of his father last week, requiring…
PITTSBURGH — A post-show gathering at local, all-hours eatery Pip’s Diner was marred by subpar service, according to the group of two dozen mostly drunk…
BOSTON — Local woman Karen Peters was disappointed and annoyed Monday afternoon by Thomas Fisher, her long-time boyfriend, who responded in the affirmative to a…
Oh shit you guys, this is not good. I’m fucked. I pitched this article where I would smoke crack and write all about what happened, but…
AKRON, Ohio — After succumbing to a particularly lengthy “weak moment” last month, South Akron resident Karen Lee is reportedly working hard to undo the…
CAMBRIDGE, England — A new study launched by Cambridge University may make extraordinary leaps forward for many fields of science with the discovery of a…
Here at Hard Style, we feel that it’s always necessary to cultivate a diversity of perspectives in order to keep our minds fresh and thinking…
SANTA CRUZ, Calif. — Scientists at the University of California-Santa Cruz revealed this morning that, after extensive research and clinical trials, they have discovered a…
OLYMPIA, Wash. — Bassist Andy Massey of Tree Eater was reportedly unsure how to respond to a fan asking about his band’s new album, issued exclusively…
It sounds hilarious until it happens to you. I squatted for a hard-ass crew pic with my boys and now I can’t get up. I…
Nobody does shock rock quite like the king himself, Marilyn Manson. He’s disgusting, sexy, enigmatic, but also talented as hell. Here are five songs that…
REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo’s NES Classic drew sharp reactions from critics and fans alike this week with the announcement of the console’s “time limit” feature,…