Dan Rice
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January 18, 2021
Let’s go places, with our faith. Was it not Christ’s anger at the money changers during the cleansing of the…
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Jonah Nink
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January 15, 2021
Alright shithead, listen up. I put on my little song and dance about how much I like your band’s new…
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Bobby Korec
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January 14, 2021
Marcy Playground, Harvey Danger, the Beatles. There are so many types of “wonders” in the music industry, but at the…
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Tyler Dark
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January 12, 2021
Lately, there has been a lot of buzz about Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell somehow resembling a turtle. I personally…
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Dom Turek
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January 11, 2021
Some people say a dog is a man’s best friend, but with a little maneuvering and a stolen prescription pad,…
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Dicky Stock
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January 7, 2021
Welly welly well I've just come from Tussy the butcher with a bindle. Nearly ways a stone when coupled with…
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Jus Kaplan
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January 4, 2021
Everything this simple man's ever needed in life can be found at my local Walmart. Hell, even if I were…
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Jimmy Adamson
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January 1, 2021
If you are reading this right now and your name is Yolanda Saldívar… FUCK. YOU. You literally MURDERED beloved singer/songwriter/spokesperson/businesswoman/…
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Dan Kozuh
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December 31, 2020
We have had fun tonight with our festivities and frivolities and, while your proposition to keep this night going is…
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John Sevigne
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December 25, 2020
The debate over whether or not "Die Hard" is a Christmas movie has escalated over the last few holiday seasons…
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