Joe Rumrill
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WILLISTON, N.D. — Participants of a weekly karaoke night cringed in disbelief as a local businessman’s booze-fueled “We Didn’t Start…
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Tim Graham
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NORTH VERNON, Ind. — Local father of three Steve Whipple sang Led Zeppelin’s “Whole Lotta Love” while grilling for friends…
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Tim Graham
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Harvard University linguistics professor Anne Pierogi believes she is able to decipher the venerable folk singer’s garbled…
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Robert Butler
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SEATTLE — Local parents Chris and Maggie Nelson forced their teenage son to listen to the entire Red Hot Chili…
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SYDNEY — Iconic Australian rock band Divinyls ended decades of speculation when they finally confirmed that their hit song "I…
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Patrick Coyne
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MAUPIN, Ore. — Deflated cryptozoologist Sam Pennington expressed his frustration after once again mistaking Dinosaur Jr. lead singer and guitarist…
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Ben Friedman
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NEW YORK — A preview of the upcoming children's book based on the lyrics of The Hold Steady’s “Stay Positive”…
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MANCHESTER — New wave obsessive and romantic introvert Jana Chapman is disappointed to find herself in a love triangle that…
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Sean Fallon
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SEATTLE — Former Nirvana bassist Krist Novoselic revealed that he still believes Kurt Cobain went to live on a farm,…
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Joe Rumrill
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LONDON — Longtime Rolling Stones manager Joyce Smith finally revealed that she has been deep in a “Weekend at Bernie’s”…
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