Joe Rumrill
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LAFAYETTE, Ind. — Leading climate analysts at Purdue University are warning that global warming could cause Weezer’s Blue Album to…
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Courtney Hill
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TOLEDO, Ohio — Local nu metal guitarist and longtime imbecile Mike “Grundbutter” Hobbes of Synapse Flux somehow managed to lose…
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Mike Maher
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MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Members of rockabilly octet Eddie Mercury and the Cougars recently took a paternity test to determine who’s…
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Nathan Kamal
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WASHINGTON — United States Surgeon General Dr. Vivek Murthy confirmed that the deadly epidemic of male loneliness in America finally…
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Bobby Korec
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Long Island has a lot going for it. It’s got a couple of beaches, bagels, and more emo bands per…
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Xavier Montes
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CHICAGO — Mcdonald's is finally honoring beloved musician Wesley Willis by announcing he would be the face of their latest…
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Max Barth
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CLEVELAND, Ohio. — Pop rock band Goo Goo Dolls were once again voted “Third Best Band With ‘Goo Goo’ in…
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Corey Montgomery
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DETROIT – Shock Rock pioneer Alice Cooper recently issued an apology for a lyric within the chorus of his 1972…
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Chris Bowen
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ANAHEIM, Calif. — A county judge recently issued a rare order of protection against Buckcherry fan Ricky Stewart forbidding him…
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Charles Bill
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NEW YORK – Employees of boutique consulting firm PayIt were shocked today when Bret Michaels showed up demanding an interview…
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