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Patrick Coyne • July 19, 2019

JACKSON, Miss. — Loyal Smiths fan Jaden Woods is desperately pushing a conspiracy theory that the real Morrissey died decades…

Eric Navarro • July 18, 2019

BALTIMORE — Local karaoke enthusiasts were shocked last night to learn that the words to Cosmic Dinosaur’s hit single “Let’s…

Lauren Lavín • July 18, 2019

SAN ANTONIO — A friend informed you today during a visit to your hometown that she finally listened to Breaking…

Louie Aronowitz • July 17, 2019

CHICAGO — Riot Fest organizers announced today that this year’s festival will be headlined by all past iterations of Andrew…

Lauren Lavín • July 17, 2019

MILWAUKEE — Local scene mainstay Ynez “Nezzy” Martin could not recall the band they had just seen play last week…

Edgar Towner • July 16, 2019

LONDON, England — The Central Criminal Court of England and Wales shocked reporters today in calling for the immediate release…

Patrick Coyne • July 16, 2019

NEW YORK — An alarming new study conducted by a research panel of angry baby boomers found that 82% of…

John Sevigne • July 16, 2019

DES MOINES, Iowa — Local mumble rap connoisseur Demitri Anastas discovered yesterday that he was enjoying a live stream of…

Alex Salcido • July 15, 2019

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Local bartender Marty Craig allowed himself to enjoy the Limp Bizkit classic “Rollin’” in its entirety…

Eric D • July 15, 2019

HOUSTON — A holographic version of Mick Jagger waited patiently offstage yet again at a Rolling Stones concert last night,…

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